We Love You to the Moon and Back: Your Real Estate Horoscope for the Cosmic Market
Getting Ready to List | Emily Askin | October 30, 2023
It's SCORPIO SEASON and we just experienced a partial lunar eclipse in Taurus for the last time in a few decades. Whether you're an adventurous Sagittarius seeking a home with a view as expansive as your dreams, or a bull-headed Taurus looking for a stable earthy abode, we've got your real estate horoscope! Let the stars be your guide as you navigate the celestial market of bricks, mortar, and a sprinkle of cosmic dust.
Aries (March 21 - April 19):
Congratulations, Aries! This season, the stars predict you'll find a home with a (metaphorical?) fire pit in the backyard, perfect for embracing your fiery spirit. Just remember, the neighbors might not appreciate your spontaneous bonfires every Tuesday night.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20):
Taurus, this season is all about stability. The stars suggest you invest in a home with solid foundations and a garden to nurture. A stubborn home for a stubborn bull - do not under any circumstances until the walls are your favorite color.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20):
Gemini, your dual personality might be torn between a cozy cottage and a modern loft. Compromise with a home that has both vintage charm and a sleek, minimalist kitchen. Perfect for entertaining, or pretending you have a live-in chef.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22):
Home is where the heart is, Cancer, and this season, your heart is set on a cozy nest. Look for a place with a kitchen big enough for your famous family recipes and a bathtub that screams, "self-care."
Leo (July 23 - August 22):
Leo, you're the star of the zodiac, and your home should reflect that. Go for something bold, like a house with a gold-plated mailbox or a lion statue in the front yard. Because subtlety is for the other signs.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22):
Attention to detail is your middle name, Virgo. Find a home with a meticulous floor plan, ample storage for your label maker collection, and a indoor and outdoor spaces you can organize by the inch.
Libra (September 23 - October 22):
Libra, balance is key! Your ideal home has symmetrical architecture, matching throw pillows, and maybe even a mirrored wall to ensure you always look good from every angle.
“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do.” - J.P. Morgan
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Scorpio home seekers, the cosmos has a potent message for you in the wake of last weekend's partial lunar eclipse in Taurus. Merge the stable energy of Taurus with your passionate nature to find a home that withstands time and mirrors the depth of your desires. Transform your space with bold design choices, secret corners, and an aura of mystery, creating a sanctuary that resonates with your Scorpio intensity. While exploring the real estate market, trust your instincts to uncover unique gems, but remember to balance intensity with Taurus' stability for a home that's both enchanting and practical. As the moon in Taurus takes a mysterious turn, let the cosmic energies guide you to a home that not only stands strong but resonates with the transformative spirit of Scorpio.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21):
Adventure awaits, Sagittarius! Find a home with a view that matches your expansive spirit. Bonus points if there's a zip line from your bedroom to the kitchen for those lazy mornings.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19):
Capricorn, climb that mountain of success right into your dream home. Look for a place with a home office, built-in espresso machine, and a panoramic view of the city you've conquered.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18):
Innovation is your game, Aquarius. Consider a smart home with AI-controlled everything, from the temperature to your playlist. Just be prepared for the occasional rebellion from your tech-savvy appliances.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20):
Pisces, your dream home is a waterfront oasis where you can let your imagination flow. Look for a place with a creative space, a meditation room, and a backyard that merges seamlessly with the cosmos.
So there you have it, starry-eyed home seekers! May your house hunting journey be as puckish as a retrograde Mercury, and your closing day be smoother than a Virgo's perfectly folded laundry. Happy house hunting in the cosmic real estate market! 🌌🏡✨